Random thoughts from a ferry boat

Hi Everyone! This morning we got on a ferry ship in Athens and are heading to Mykonos.Perfect time for another installment of random thoughts :)

1. The Athens subway smells worse than the Moscow subway. It's hot here, so they have an excuse.
2. Lettuce is lame.
3. Greek coffee is also like lighter fluid, except thicker.
4. We finally said goodbye to our bag of trailmix from Latvia. It had quite a trip!
5. The Norwegians tried to kill us with bobsledding and river rafting. The Greeks are trying to kill us with second hand smoke.
6. Lots of guys in Europe look like Travis Coffey.
7. In Russia, 'karaoke' is not karaoke.
8. Some Australians don't talk loud enough. They need to work on their American bar voice.
9. Norwegians like to put tortilla chips and nacho cheese on their Whoppers from Burger King.
10. Scandinavia loves T.G.I.Fridays. They are everywhere!
11. Maybe if the Greek guy yelling at us in Greek spoke English, we'd be interested in what he's selling.
12. Greeks wear their motorcycle helmet on their arm, not on their head. (picture to follow)